I found it humorous!!

[griffin07]

The semi-lucid dream:
I was lying on my back as if I was in my bed but under an open luminous night sky.I saw a bird, huge in wingspan. I was marvelous and beautiful in color. It was amazing in size and beauty and I pondered it being a new species. It had a large purple aura around it. It flew in a circle over my position and such that it traversed over the top of my head and then as it had half-circled back to my feet and began to lower and I saw it in greater detail as it flew laterally in the direction of my head. Suddenly it started squeezing out a load a crap , and I turned my view away and actually physically raised my arm to avoid the fertilizer to the face.

Later:
I thought how odd of a dream. Later after hours of being awake I had likely forgotten the dream.
I had some errands to run and as I approached my truck I was forced to remember the dream as it had many large droppings of bird sh*# from top of cab, down windshield all the way to front of hood. I do not park under a tree or power lines. It had to have been done by a LARGE bird in flight.


Only much later did I reflect and translate Bird into Angel or anthropomorphic messenger.
Additionally today, two mornings after the dream I planted garden. I love to garden and consider dung to be a good thing(blessing) although I don't want it falling on my head. My truck had not been recently washed!



So feel free to share thoughts on this one.

[Varzandeh]

Hi,
Birds fertiliser or feces means money and bird means a person each bird has a meaning.
So you will receive some money from an important person.
Here is a brief about dreams.
Dream language interpretation is an ancient science of allusions and pointing of the surrounded environment, as Mr. Einstein has said the events are like train stations which exist and we are moving towards them, these are prewritten destiny with some authority ( in decision making seconds) in very full details. This dream language should be translated, and interesting to know it is international and common for all human beings. But ignorance causes some misunderstanings.People were not aware of this language and always thought in a bad way , for example Mr. Freud said about sexual dreams it is because you have suppressed your sexual desires so misled everybody and some women dreamt about having sex with co-workers or another and thought they should do that, while it only meant he will do something for her, or some others dreamt had sex with the same sex and invented homosexual, while it meant the same ,Also some men dreamt his wife had sex with a man and didn't understand or a woman dreamt her partner had sex with a woman and didn't' understand ...etc.Do you see what catastrophes are caused by misunderstanding a language. About the approximate interpretation time table: Dreams at noon or exactly at midnight( In the summer time 13 at noon and 1 midnight else at 12)in the same day if past a few minutes, a few days later. Dreams at 10-11 in the morning in 15-30 days later. Also dreams at 3-4 in the evening in 1-2 months .Dreams in the sunset mostly are not truthful and are messed, they have no interpretations, Dreams at 4-5 in the morning in a few days to 2 months some dreams in the holy books( Josef dream of kneeling the sun and the moon and 11 stars)was interpreted after 20 years and other dreams of the Pharaoh's prisoners interpreted in the same day and after 7 years. Dream of Pharaoh about the 7 thin cows and 7 fat cows interpreted from the next year to 14 years. Also dreams in 6th of the month will interpret after 1-2 days, in 9th at the same day, in 10th after 20 days, in 13th after 9 days in 14th after 26 days and in 15th after 3 days, in 16th after 2 days and in 28th ,29th ,30th in the same day, but these are solar (Persian months and you should refer to a calendar or convert them) . Of course there are different kinds of dreams , like messy dreams which have no interpretations or deja vu dreams, or psychological dreams or dreams which are caused by bad food or drinks.

[holydiver]

That kind of bird is a mocking bird, and mocking because you like it. It may be someone your interested in that is mocking you, or someone you are mocking and believe it to be funny or both. This suggests a childish mindset, with little understanding of your intentions.