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Old 10-28-2009, 08:42 AM
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A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.


Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I want a man who's kind and understanding.
Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?


Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.



Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:37 PM
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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forgive you're enemies; it annoys them the most.

(i'm not sure how many people would understand that haiku one. i found it funny)
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I have A.D.O.S
Attention Deficit oooo shinny....
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You may have though you won that last round
You may have laughed (cuz) I almost fell down
Maybe you think I give up easy
But it's not over I got more in me
You thought I stopped you thought I sat down
But I am standing you made me mad now
You got somethings I think you owe me
I've come to get back everything that you stole
-I want it all back
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