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A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. |
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forgive you're enemies; it annoys them the most.
(i'm not sure how many people would understand that haiku one. i found it funny) |
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I have A.D.O.S
Attention Deficit oooo shinny....
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You may have though you won that last round You may have laughed (cuz) I almost fell down Maybe you think I give up easy But it's not over I got more in me You thought I stopped you thought I sat down But I am standing you made me mad now You got somethings I think you owe me I've come to get back everything that you stole ![]() -I want it all back
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