Oh no... im really really insane

[devilsquerrel]

So, i took a nap today. i had this crazy dream....
There was this GIANT pretzel attacking everything, and there was salt flying everywhere and crumbs and i felt like she or he was my friend somehow! like i had known them for years! It was crazy, i think im insane.. since me and this giant pretzel ran off to Hawaii... please tell me im insane

[Wolfjk]

Hi,

So, i took a nap today. i had this crazy dream....
There was this GIANT pretzel attacking everything, and there was salt flying everywhere and crumbs and i felt like she or he was my friend somehow! like i had known them for years! It was crazy, i think im insane.. since me and this giant pretzel ran off to Hawaii... please tell me im insane

You could be what you think you ought to be! However what is a nice girl like you doing with a giant prettzel? :lol:
I do not think you should read much into a dream you have during a nap. The reason strange dreams are dreamt during a nap is the position you go to sleep in - often sitting up, slouching forward or hands on the belly. There is also the proviso that you have to wake up soon. Often you are thinking about a subject before the nap and your dreams make a caricature of your thoughts!
Until you get your's and the prettzel's plane tickets to Hawai you can consider yourself sane!
Cheers Wolfy

[Varzandeh]

Hi,
A salty stick means someone who has cash money, or a pious person.
Some inerpreters say salt means enmity and fight.
Some say salt means cash money or a pious person.Stick means a man who helps.
Runing away means to overcome the rivals.
It may take a month for you to know who will be the person.
Let me know when happened.
Good luck.

[devilsquerrel]

OMFG
ANOTHER CRAZY DREAM!
well..
There was me and this girl, and this other girl, and we were all licking eachothers faces. Then one of them started to lick me "down there" and I started to lick the other girl "down there" and she started to lick the other girls butt. Then after that we were all lieing naked together and we started fiddling around with eachothers breasts. One of them started to chew on one of mine, and the other girl started to chew on the other one, then I started to eat their hair.

[Varzandeh]

Hi,
Don't worry at all, dream symbols are sometimes disgusting.
So here are a few dream symbols:
1- To have sex between a male a female only means the male will do a favor nothing more if the woman was unknown means achieving a wish.
2- Having sex between two female means the same , one will do a favor to the other nothing else.
If one dreamt was sucking a males organ means she he will receive a benefit from him.
And licking a female organn means the same like sucking a male it only means to do a favor and a benefit.
Breast of men means their wife and breast of women means their daughter
Eating hair means having a disturbance because of your tongue ( Saying a word).

It may take a month for you to have benefits from the girls.
Let me know when something happened.
Good luck.

[Varzandeh]

Dream language interpretation is an ancient science of allusions and pointing of the surrounded environment, as Mr. Einstein has said the events are like train stations which exist and we are moving towards them, these are prewritten destiny with some authority ( in decision making seconds) in very full details. This dream language should be translated, and interesting to know it is international and common for all human beings. But ignorance causes some misunderstanings.People were not aware of this language and always thought in a bad way , for example Mr. Freud said about sexual dreams it is because you have suppressed your sexual desires so misled everybody and some women dreamt about having sex with co-workers or another and thought they should do that, while it only meant he will do something for her, or some others dreamt had sex with the same sex and invented homosexual, while it meant the same ,Also some men dreamt his wife had sex with a man and didn't understand or a woman dreamt her partner had sex with a woman and didn't' understand ...etc.Do you see what catastrophes are caused by misunderstanding a language. About the approximate interpretation time table: Dreams at noon or exactly at midnight( In the summer time 13 at noon and 1 midnight else at 12)in the same day if past a few minutes, a few days later. Dreams at 10-11 in the morning in 15-30 days later. Also dreams at 3-4 in the evening in 1-2 months .Dreams in the sunset mostly are not truthful and are messed, they have no interpretations, Dreams at 4-5 in the morning in a few days to 2 months some dreams in the holy books( Josef dream of kneeling the sun and the moon and 11 stars)was interpreted after 20 years and other dreams of the Pharaoh's prisoners interpreted in the same day and after 7 years. Dream of Pharaoh about the 7 thin cows and 7 fat cows interpreted from the next year to 14 years. Also dreams in 6th of the month will interpret after 1-2 days, in 9th at the same day, in 10th after 20 days, in 13th after 9 days in 14th after 26 days and in 15th after 3 days, in 16th after 2 days and in 28th ,29th ,30th in the same day, but these are solar (Persian months and you should refer to a calendar or convert them) . Of course there are different kinds of dreams , like messy dreams which have no interpretations or deja vu dreams, or psychological dreams or dreams which are caused by bad food or drinks.

[devilsquerrel]

THank you all soooo much, ive been having these crazy dreams since a child. i really cant understand where this one came fromit happend earlier this afternoon
So, there I was, in the middle of the pacific ocean, all I could see was her, she was just there, swimming, flying. I didn't know what to think. Who was she? Why was she so incredibly sexy and made me really horny? Would I ever get out of this phase? Oh crap there's something swimming around my legs. IT'S HER! IN SHARK FORM! OHHH GOOD HER TOUCH FEELS SO PLEASUREABLE YET OH SO PAINFUL. OH GOD I JUST...*gack* Then yeah, I woke up.
:?

[Varzandeh]

Hi,
Your gender and age is needed.

[devilsquerrel]

19
female
but sometimes male.. depends which personality you are talking to...
and the male is gay, call him alice.

[Varzandeh]

Hi,
Please choose one of your genders, female.
As I see you are female and the other personality is fake and made by your misunderstanding of your dreams.Not by your body hormounes.
Good luck.