Bizarre Dream...

[Ipreferpi]

I've always had really odd dreams, but this one struck me as particularly weird:

Jesus was standing in front of me, pouring iced tea on himself in a very "wet t-shirt contest winner" type of way. shortly afterwards I pulled a small piece of beef jerky out of my ear.

-- I have NO idea what this can represent. I think the reason I dreamed of Jesus to begin with is the fact that I'm an atheist and I was thinking a few days ago that I've never dreamed of Jesus.

So I was just curious to see what others thought. Any ideas?

[Varzandeh]

HI,

If dreamt about a prophet's child like saint Marry it means he will have a year of comfort , blessings and dignity, honor and prosperity.
If one dreamt about Adam ( peace be on him) means he will be the elder of his family or tribe and will receive some dignity .
If one dreamt about Abel ( peace be on him) means he will be believer and honest but will have disaster.
If dreamt about Sheth ( peace be upon him) means he will be gifted science and wisdom and many children and a long life.
If dreamt about Noah ( peace be on him ) means he will have a long life but will have sufferings.
If dreamt about Enoch ( peace be on him ) means will receive some dignity .
If dreamt about Abraham ( peace be on him ) means will succeed to good deeds and will achieve a wish.
If dreamt about Ishmael ( peace be on him ) means he will build a church or a mosque or a public utility.
If dreamt about Isac ( peace be upon him ) means will have a powerful enemy.
If dreamt about Jacob ( peace be on him ) means will have many children.
If dreamt about Josef ( peace be on him ) means someone will accuse him and will have a sorrow but will have a good lasting and will receive some dignity also perhaps will learn dream interpretation.
If dreamt about Zachariah ( peace be on him ) means a prayer of him will be accepted and will have a child.
If dreamt about John ( peace be on him ) means will be safe from sins and will be chaste.
If dreamt about Jetro ( peace be on him ) means will have a loss in a business.
If dreamt about Jonah ( peace be on him ) means he will pray ad cry much and will be safe from the hell.
If dreamt about Job ( peace be on him) means he will lose his wealth and the children are in danger but after trials he will have more than the past.
If dreamt about David ( peace be on him ) means you will have virtue and piety and will have dignity and rank.
If dreamt about Solomon ( peace be on him), means you will have dignity and some govern.
If dreamt about Moses ( peace be on him ) means you will overcome the enemies and will be safe from them.

If dreamt about Jesus ( peace be on him) means you are a believer and honest also you will learn something that is useful for people and will have honest children.********************

If dreamt about Mohammed ( peace be on him ) means people in that region will be honest , Also if you are jailed will be free, if you are poor will have some money, if you are in travel will be back , if you have debts will pay back, if you are ill will cure .If you are pagan will be a believer .If you are criminal will contrite sins if you are a low rank employee will have some promotion.
If one dreamt about Mohammed ( peace be on him ) and he was happy means your situation will get better.
If dreamt Mohammed ( peace be on him) was sad means you should contrite sins.
If a part of a prophets body was hurt or black means people's religion is weak.
If dreamt he gave you kind of fruit means you will learn kind of science.
If one dreamt The prophet gave you a cloth means you are virtue and piety , specially if the cloth was white and green.
If dreamt any kind of failure in the prophet means that failure is referring to you because Prophets ( peace be on them ) are dreamt by either believers or the criminals. Prophets are either fearers or have a good news .If dreamt a prophet was ill or angry means the people of that region are not believers and will have a God's wrath.
If dreamt about Mohammed camel means a disaster for that region .If dreamt was following the prophet's camel means he is following heresy.
If dreamt the prophet was sorry for you means you are a pagan.


Drinking sweet and good smell syrup like apple syrup or pomegranate means :1- Pure belief 2- a benefit 3- useful science 4- a long life 5- a pleasant life 6- Praying to God.
Drinking sour syrup like lemon and sour orange means a sorrow.
Drinking bad smell and bitter syrup like madder/tea means a material spiritual benefit and reward.**************************************8
Medical syrup means spiritual goodness.


Pulling meat out of your ear means you will receive some money from a woman like a g/f or a daughter.