Please help me interpret this odd dream

[entropyenthalpy]

I had a dream last night. I had to go back to a job. but it was odd my friends from my old job were there mixed with the people from the new job. i was nervous because i saw the person i am in love with in the dream. but when he turns around the left half of his face seems paralyzed, his eye sunken lower than the other. i ask him what had happened he said a monkey attacked him, and he had to fight it off. he kissed me deeply. then he came back to ask me, why did i not listen to him on what to show at this meeting, that i didnt' filter the presentation. presented too much. shows me a piece of paper with something i actually did at the job with 4 extraneous concepts.

what the hell does this mean???

[Varzandeh]

HI,


If one dreamt his face was more beautiful than real life means he will receive some dignity.
If dreamt his face was ugly means he will be contempt and won't have any dignity.
If one dreamt his face was red and clean means he will be famous or he will get angry.
If dreamt his face was white means he is pious .Emran family /107.
If dreamt his face was yellow means he will get ill.
If dreamt his face was black means he will have some infamy among people.
If dreamt his face was black but he had put on a white cloth means he will have a baby girl.The Bee/58.
If dreamt his face was black and dusty means there is a death danger for him.
If dreamt his face was bloody or had pus there or was wounded means he will have a money loss.
If dreamt his face was turned to back means people will turn their back to him and will disturb him.
If dreamt his face was inclined means his belief will spoil.**************8
If dreamt his face was hairy means he will have debts.
Some interpreters say :
If dreamt his face was beautiful in the mirror or in the water means his situation will be better, if it was ugly means his situation will get worse.
If dreamt his face was red means he will quarrel with someone and will be mad with him.
If dreamt his face was clean and bright means he will have a chance for praying and goodness.
If dreamt his face was black means a sorrow or he will be a pagan . Emran Family/106.
If dreamt his face was broken means he will have a disaster.
If dreamt there was a wound on his face means he will be sad for women.
If dreamt he had two faces means he will be hypocrite in a scene of life.
If dreamt his two faces were clean and good means he will moderate between two people.
If dreamt he had two faces and one was laughing the other was crying means he has two g/f.
Face may also mean : 1- dignity 2- contempt 3- discipline in the affairs 4- religion 5- sorrow and infamy if was black 6- debts 7- chance for praying.




His eye alsomeans his morals or belief or his child, if sunken means he will lose one of them.



Monkey is interpreted as a damned and deceiver enemy.If one dreamt was riding a monkey and it was tame means he will overcome the enemy.If dreamt was fighting a monkey and the monkey overcame him means he will get ill and the side effects will remain.If dreamt he killed the monkey means he will overcome an enemy.If dreamt he was eating meat of monkey means he will have an illness and /or a failure.If dreamt someone gifted him a monkey means someone will declare his enmity.If dreamt he killed the monkey means he will get ill.If dreamt a monkey was riding a horse means someone will cheat with his wife.Female monkey means a corrupt witch.If dreamt a monkey entered his house means a woman will conjure him.If dreamt a monkey spoke to him means a woman will tell him a rude word.If dreamt a monkey bit him means he will get ill or his wife will insult him.If dreamt a monkey gave him something and he ate means he will spend his money.