Buying Gifts, Potty Training, & Sex Therapist

[smitty1962a]

I was in my house along with my sons. It was dark inside, but it had been snowing. My older son went outisde and shoveled the snow off of the patio and I thanked him. He asked me if it was still snowing. I told him that it was still snowing heavily and to wait and shovel the patio after the storm abated. Then I went to a department store to pick out gifts for people that I haven't seen for a long time. For one person, I bought a kareoke (spelling?) machine and for my wife and I bought a soap opera digest. The sales clerk told me that I had made a good selection. So I paid for them and walked out the door. Next, a man who was a young father began explaining to me how he had potty trained his son. He explained that he put down absorbent mats in his bathroom because he weant his boy to pee there at first, then hit the tiolet. As the boy became proficent at hitting the tiolet, he used fewer mats until his son was potty trained. I replied that shaping his son's behavior was a brilliant idea.
Next, I found myself in a sex therapist class and felt very embarassed for being there. The therapist explained that the couple would only go through a simulated sex act, but he wanted me to watch. They did not remove there clothes but it seemed to be very enjoyable for both of them. Then my wife came and asked the man if he had ever been to Hawaii. He replied that he had been and she explained that she had just returned from there without going with me.

Smitty