One of my wierder dreams...

[killerrabbitsrule]

Hello to all who read this. I want to say up front that I have premonition dreams all the time and usually I'm not too bad at figuring dreams out, but this one has me completely confused. So anyway, on with the dream...

Ok, so it's the middle of the afternoon, closer to sundown, and I'm a police officer in a store with 3 other police officers (all guys), and we're waiting for these 4 robbers to come through this part of the store so we can catch them. I look down and realize that my gun only has one bullet and I have no more, so I start looking around for more but I end up using a small cucumber and some baby carrots as bullets. Just as I finished loading them in (it's a revolver by the way), the criminals come through the part of the store I'm in. They've all got completely loaded guns, and miraculously, I nor the other officers I'm with were hurt as they unloaded their guns at us. As they get lower on bullets I pop my head above the produce section I'm behind and start shooting at them. The one real bullet I have hits one of the men on the left side of his chest almost at his shoulder. The rest of my "bullets" just stun them. So we all get up from where we are and I go around and grab the last two guys and put them in handcuffs and the other 3 are taking care of the other two guys. We lead them out of the front and into a canal. As we're swimming across, the leader of the criminals gets loose and I find out one of the criminals is the girlfriend to the leader, but he has been abusing her and she is pregnant. Three of them are happy to take their punishment, which is staying with a lady who sells calendars on a rooftop, but the leader doesn't want to and he jumps back into the canal. Then I realize that I'm with a girlfriend from the police force and ask if she has anything I can use to possibly kill this guy. She hands me a broken CD jewel case and the guy comes back over and takes her hostage. I went behind him and tried to slit his throat with the jewel case, but find out I'm not doing anything and that it is to my friend not the guy. Then I ask her if she has a gun. She says yes and gives it to me. I start aiming the gun for the leader who's swimming around the canal. I try shooting him on more than one occasion and the gun won't shoot. Then the next think I know, I'm standing on the side of the canal watching the leader being hung by the handcuffs (the rope is around his hands not his neck) and he is being tried by a jury, who finds him guilty. Then they lower him into a pit and there's a wierd creature in there that I've never seen before, with lots of teeth and it eats the guy in one swallow. Then it looks up at me with this grin (almost like a cheshire cat) and for some reason I know it will not eat me. Then the next thing I know, I'm standing in front of the doorway to the apartment I live in. I go in and find my friend in the living room (this person I know I haven't seen in a long time; in real life) with my boyfriend (also someone else I know in real life, but just as a friend) who is sitting in front of the tv in his wheelchair. Then he stands up to get a drink of water from a gallon jug and almost falls over, but I am there to catch him and put him back in his wheelchair. Then he says, 'Honey you're finally home!' and I say 'Yes, I am.' as I am inspecting the gun my friend gave me earlier. I open up the chamber and look at the bullets, only to find that they aren't normal and I find out there's four bullets in it. I take a closer look at the bullets and realize that there is no point on them and it looks just like a small electronics battery (one of those little round ones that fits into things like hearing aids). As I realize this, my boyfriend says 'Honey, I really don't like you having to shoot guns all the time.' And then I said, 'And If I don't I'd be the one getting shot and killed.' Then I grab some clothing I find on the floor and take it into what used to be the laundry room, before I realize that the apartment has gotten much bigger. What used to be the laundry room is now a huge bathroom with a garden tub built into the floor and a huge sink and shower area and it is completely tiled in white tiles. I turn on what I think is the light switch and find the lights come on but so does the shower. I was thinking, man I'd love to take a bath in here, before I realized that there were bubbles slowly making their way all over the bathroom, so I turned back to the light switch to find there were two of them and I quickly figured out which one was which. Then I dropped the clothes on the floor and left the room and closed the door behind me. Then I found out that my friend and boyfriend were ready to go to bed and I asked to see my friend's room since the place had gotten much bigger since I left. She showed it to me and I said it was nice and I left her room and went into the room I shared with my boyfreind. I started getting undressed and then decided I needed to use the bathroom, so I went around the corner into what looked like a half bathroom, only to find out there was a full bar in it and another friend (from real life) was the bartender. Then he asked me if I was ready for sex and I told him no, my boyfriend gets it first since I haven't been there in a while, and he said 'Aw man, I even had a rubber ready!' and he shows it to me. This doesn't phase me in the slightest and I clean myself up, flush the toilet and leave. I then go back into the bedroom I share with my boyfriend and finish getting undressed. I get into bed and all I have on is a tank top and a small pair of shorts, and he says, 'Geez, I've never seen anyone getting into bed wearing so little.' And then a revelation hits me, he's slowly been getting better since I've been home and is almost fully able to walk again on his own. Then as we are getting ready to fall asleep, I hear something knocking around in the night stand next to me. What almost looks like an egg pops out and from it comes what almost looks like a little bulldog with a green glow around it. I said something after that, but I can't remember what as I woke up shortly after that.

Oh, before I forget, all the people staying at the apartment with me are paying no rent whatsoever. I pay for everything. If that even means anything.

So, if you read this all the way through and are responding, I thank you and your patience as I know this wasn't a short dream. I'm just so confused about this dream.