Going to K-Mart to Get Hospital Orders

[smitty1962a]

I was handed hospital orders for blood work and x-rays from a worker at K-Mart. I read the orders and noticed that the doctor wanted five vials from blood from me which made me shudder since I can't stand needles. Then I read that I was supposed to be x-rayed. I decied to have my bloodwork done first since that was the worst thing. (I've always thought that its best to get the pain out of the way first, so that I could experience pleasure later). Then the lady gave me a little box to give the nurse who would be drawing my blood. It was supposed to be a practical joke on the nurse she explained. I looked at the objects and mumbled, "Very funny." and headed for the door. However, before I got there, I heard terrible screaming coming from one of the workers.(They all were wearing red smocks and were female) I looked at her strangly(she was blond and heavyset) and a manager explained to me that she had just been fired. I replied that K-Mart couldn't allow any more of these type of incidents because that was the reason why people wanted to go shop at Wal-Mart. Then I woke up very sick to my stomach.

Smitty