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[DanceoftheHours]

I had a dream that I can remember in excellent detail. It made me lol at the end.



I had a dream that it was my sister's birthday and our house was trashed. For some reason, everything in my backyard was at least 3 times it's size (included blankets, a trampoline, and balls). The normal sized balls had relish on them. I went inside and my mom took everybody except for me and my sister to Blockbuster. So I was looking inside a coffee table and I found a kid's Kareoke CD (it was called the Spider Kids or some **** like that). I asked my sister if she liked it, and she said no, but I LOVED IT! I opened it up and looked at all the songs and there was one called "Eroke Eroke Spock" (it rhymed in my dream).

I popped in one CD and started singing one of the songs.

Then I left and went in the garage and my friend and my brother were suddenly with me. My friend was going to drive us somewhere. I asked her if she was going to become a Witchcraft Master, but she awkwardly told me that she didn't believe in magic. She went back inside to get something. My brother who can't drive went inside our ghetto van and I told him to get inside the black car because we don't want to waste gas. He pissed me off so much that I threw him out of the van and started to drive it. I can't drive either, so I didn't know how to park it. I almost crashed, but I got someone to park it for me.

SUDDENLY! IT'S THE EVENING! I am standing outside the house at the end of my street pouring relish and pea soup inside the gutter. These two girls come out and yell at me for doing it, so I told them sorry. Sarcastically, they're all like, "Well, we're sorry for putting relish on your ball."

I vowed revenge. I went inside their house and I stood in their kitchen with my brother. He suggested we paint their room blue to piss them off.

I have this vision that I'm JD from Scrubs and my brother is Elliot, and we are in their room shooting paintballs. It gets slow-mo and the girl comes in. I kick her and she screams, then I hit her with a paint ball and she falls over yelling again. I was all, "Hurry, she's gonna blow!" So we poured our paintballs on the ground (my brother's are red, and the whole room is blue???) and they form ear muffs. We put them over our ears and the girl starts to scream really loud and the paintball ear muffs start to explode.

My vision disappears and we start to run up the stairs and I woke up.